In a world where everything seems to connect back to gaming (you can thank the internet), Xbox is about to serve up a slice of delight for Gears of War fans—*literally*! Picture this: a deadly-looking pizza cutter modeled after the iconic Prototype Lancer weapon from the game. It’s like the original multitool, but instead of saving the world from locusts, it’s saving you from soggy slices of pizza.
Launching alongside the game *Gears of War: E-Day*, this deliciously dangerous kitchen implement comes with a price tag of $60—a small price to pay for slicing your pizza in style. And because no Gears of War event is complete without a themed food item, Price St. Pizza is whipping up an “Emergence Pie” featuring a tantalizing spicy vodka sauce. That’s right, you can now dig into your pizza while pretending you’re in the middle of a decimated battlefield, just without the whole dying part.
Whether you use it to cut through cheese or take down baddies in your living room, this pizza cutter is sure to be a conversation starter. Just make sure to wield it responsibly; no one wants a pizza-themed incident at your game night. So, what’s next? A Gears of War cupcake decoration kit? Let me know if I should keep my eyes peeled!
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