Category: Technology


  • Kohler’s Toilets: Not Quite the Privacy Fortresses We Thought

    Remember when that so-called smart toilet camera from Kohler was claiming it could keep your data as safe as a dragon guards its hoard? Well, buckle up, folks, because it turns out that’s not exactly the case. After being taken to task by Simon Fondrie-Teitler about their sneaky use of the term ‘end-to-end encryption,’ Kohler…

  • Meta’s Latest Craze: AI Wearables Beyond Glasses

    Move over glasses, thereโ€™s a new kid on the block! Meta isnโ€™t just playing with spectacles; theyโ€™re diving deep into the world of AI wearables. In a recent twist worthy of a tech soap opera, Meta decided to roll the dice and acquire Limitlessโ€”a pendant that eavesdrops on your conversations, kinds of like that nosy…

  • Helldivers 2 Goes Slim: Less Bloat, More Fun!

    So, you thought gaming on a PC meant sacrificing your precious hard drive space for eye candy? Think again! Arrowhead Game Studios has just dropped a bombshell with the new โ€˜slimโ€™ version of Helldivers 2, and itโ€™s as light as a featherโ€”or at least a very slim laptop. In an impressive feat that will have…

  • Finalmouseโ€™s Centerpiece: The Keyboard That Took Its Sweet Time

    After three long years of anticipationโ€”yep, you read that rightโ€”Finalmouse’s Centerpiece is finally, *FINALLY,* shipping out. Talk about a slow burn! What began as a glimmer in a tech enthusiastโ€™s eye back in December 2022 is now a tangible reality, proving once and for all that patience (and maybe a bit of wishful thinking) pays…

  • Cloudflare’s Outage: When the Internet Takes a Snack Break

    Hold onto your keyboards, folks! Cloudflare just threw us another curveball with a brief outage that momentarily took down not just LinkedIn, but also Fortnite, Coinbase, andโ€“wait for itโ€“Downdetector itself. Talk about meta! This little hiccup lasted a mere 20 minutes, but it’s the second major slip-up we’ve seen in just a few weeks. Back…

  • Meet Gemini 3 Deep Think: The Brainiac of AI

    If you thought your high school math teacher had it tough, just wait until you meet Gemini 3 Deep Think. Google has rolled out this ultra-smart AI model, but hold your applauseโ€”it’s only for those in the elite club of Google AI Ultra subscribers. What makes this shiny new toy so special? Itโ€™s currently flexing…

  • Discordโ€™s Yearly Recap: The Wrapped We Didnโ€™t Know We Needed

    Just when you thought the year-end video roundups were the exclusive turf of Spotify and Apple, along comes Discord saying, “Hold my drink!” Yes, folks, even Discord is entering the recap game, and itโ€™s about time we celebrated our digital lives. Now, your Discord Checkpoint is like a cozy little time capsule where you can…

  • Meta’s Smart Glasses: The Toolkit on the Block

    Hold onto your lenses, folksโ€”Metaโ€™s developer toolkit for smart glasses has just dropped, and the tech world is buzzing like a caffeinated bee! ๐Ÿ”ฅ For now, developers can dive into the Wearable Device Access Toolkit, but itโ€™s only for the Ray-Ban Meta and Oakley Meta HSTN glasses. So, unless youโ€™re rocking those stylish shades, youโ€™ll…

  • The Check List Scandal: Luigi Mangione’s Curious Caper

    In the latest twist of the legal saga surrounding Luigi Mangione, police unearthed a hand-written “check list” from the depths of his possessionsโ€”no, it wasnโ€™t a grocery list for the next big pasta dinner. During a recent court session, prosecutors revealed that this not-so-secret list included tasks that would make any self-respecting techie blush: buying…

  • Soundwave: The Decepticon You Didnโ€™t Know You Needed

    Hold onto your hats, Transformers fans! Robosen has decided to sprinkle a bit of magic dust on our childhood memories with the release of Soundwaveโ€”yes, that iconic Decepticon who can transform into a Walkman. Because who needs a normal Bluetooth speaker when you can have a toy-turned-gadget thatโ€™s basically a tribute to the โ€˜80s? Equipped…