
Ever misplaced your brand-new Steam controller and wished you could just call it up like a lost phone? Well, my friends, welcome to the future where you might just be able to do that! Imagine losing your controller to the couch abyss only to summon it back with a ringโa salvation better than a pizza…

So, here we are, folks: GitHub, the holy grail of coding collaboration, just crashed harder than your dreams of becoming a professional gamer. This platform, which is basically the WiFi of software development, experienced a catastrophic bug that had developers looking bewildered and questioning their life choices. What went down? Well, imagine you’ve just spent…

Hold onto your controllers, folksโMicrosoft just dropped a shiny new Xbox logo thatโs slicker than a well-lubricated joystick! Gone is the era of Microsoft Gaming; itโs time to embrace the green goodness of Xbox in all its glory. This funky fresh logo is making its debut on the Microsoft campus just in time for Xbox…

Ladies and gentlemen, gather round! Thereโs a newcomer in the world of laptops thatโs strutting in and throwing shade at the beloved M5 MacBook Pro. Enter the Framework Laptop 13 Pro! According to Frameworkโs CEO, Nirav Patel, this sleek machine boasts a Netflix-binge-worthy 20-hour battery life for 4K streaming. Yes, *20 hours*! Thatโs enough time…

So, NPR has decided to channel its inner poker player by laying down the lawโno betting on Tiny Desk guests! Yes, you heard that right. According to media reporter Ben Mullin, the esteemed organization is issuing a full-on ban against employees betting on news events, including their own avian-themed concert series with its cozy, intimate…

Hold on to your controllers, gamers! Microsoft has just sweetened the pot for Windows 11 users with a brand spankin’ new feature: Xbox mode. Yes, you heard it right, folks. This mode introduces a full-screen interface for the Xbox PC app, and itโs rolling out faster than a speedrunner at a charity marathon. This shiny…

Welcome to Madison Square Gardenโwhere the only thing more potent than the energy of the crowd is the all-seeing eye of surveillance! Yes, folks, it seems like Jim Dolan, the Big Cheese behind the New York Knicks and the Vegas Sphere, is turning the Garden into a high-tech watchtower to monitor fans and critics alike.…

Hold on to your rocket boosters! SpaceX, yes the rocket-launching SpaceX, is going full throttle on the Tesla Cybertruck craze, snatching up 1,279 of the shiny (and controversial) vehicles within one quarter. Thatโs more than 18% of all the Cybertrucks registered in the U.S. during that time, according to the folks at Bloomberg and S&P…

Looks like the House isnโt exactly rushing to make decisions today. They were supposed to have a vote on renewing Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) before it expires on April 20th. But hold onto your hats, folks, because Speaker Mike Johnson decided to pump the brakes on the debateโagain. Now, don’t…