Category: Technology


  • Lose the New Steam Controller? Just Ring It Like Your Phone!

    Ever misplaced your brand-new Steam controller and wished you could just call it up like a lost phone? Well, my friends, welcome to the future where you might just be able to do that! Imagine losing your controller to the couch abyss only to summon it back with a ringโ€”a salvation better than a pizza…

  • GitHub Just Had a Major Meltdownโ€”And No, Itโ€™s Not Just Your Code

    So, here we are, folks: GitHub, the holy grail of coding collaboration, just crashed harder than your dreams of becoming a professional gamer. This platform, which is basically the WiFi of software development, experienced a catastrophic bug that had developers looking bewildered and questioning their life choices. What went down? Well, imagine you’ve just spent…

  • Xbox Gets a Fresh Look: Microsoftโ€™s New Logo Is Here!

    Hold onto your controllers, folksโ€”Microsoft just dropped a shiny new Xbox logo thatโ€™s slicker than a well-lubricated joystick! Gone is the era of Microsoft Gaming; itโ€™s time to embrace the green goodness of Xbox in all its glory. This funky fresh logo is making its debut on the Microsoft campus just in time for Xbox…

  • Framework’s Next-Gen Modular Gadgets: A Live Showdown!

    Grab your popcorn, tech lovers! Framework is about to unveil a fresh batch of modular gadgets that promise to be more exciting than an unbox therapy video at 3 AM. Live from San Francisco, these next-gen devices are making their debut today at 10:30 AM PT / 1:30 PM ET, and weโ€™re all invited to…

  • The New Laptop 13 Pro: Your Netflix Binge Buddy

    Ladies and gentlemen, gather round! Thereโ€™s a newcomer in the world of laptops thatโ€™s strutting in and throwing shade at the beloved M5 MacBook Pro. Enter the Framework Laptop 13 Pro! According to Frameworkโ€™s CEO, Nirav Patel, this sleek machine boasts a Netflix-binge-worthy 20-hour battery life for 4K streaming. Yes, *20 hours*! Thatโ€™s enough time…

  • NPR Puts Its Chips on the Table: No Tiny Desk Bets Allowed!

    So, NPR has decided to channel its inner poker player by laying down the lawโ€”no betting on Tiny Desk guests! Yes, you heard that right. According to media reporter Ben Mullin, the esteemed organization is issuing a full-on ban against employees betting on news events, including their own avian-themed concert series with its cozy, intimate…

  • Get Readyโ€”Xbox Mode is Coming to Your PC!

    Hold on to your controllers, gamers! Microsoft has just sweetened the pot for Windows 11 users with a brand spankin’ new feature: Xbox mode. Yes, you heard it right, folks. This mode introduces a full-screen interface for the Xbox PC app, and itโ€™s rolling out faster than a speedrunner at a charity marathon. This shiny…

  • Madison Square Garden’s Surveillance State: Big Brother Has a Front Row Seat

    Welcome to Madison Square Gardenโ€”where the only thing more potent than the energy of the crowd is the all-seeing eye of surveillance! Yes, folks, it seems like Jim Dolan, the Big Cheese behind the New York Knicks and the Vegas Sphere, is turning the Garden into a high-tech watchtower to monitor fans and critics alike.…

  • SpaceX’s Cybertruck Crush: Elonโ€™s Love for Futuristic Pickup Trucks

    Hold on to your rocket boosters! SpaceX, yes the rocket-launching SpaceX, is going full throttle on the Tesla Cybertruck craze, snatching up 1,279 of the shiny (and controversial) vehicles within one quarter. Thatโ€™s more than 18% of all the Cybertrucks registered in the U.S. during that time, according to the folks at Bloomberg and S&P…

  • FISA Renewal: The House of Delays Strikes Again

    Looks like the House isnโ€™t exactly rushing to make decisions today. They were supposed to have a vote on renewing Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) before it expires on April 20th. But hold onto your hats, folks, because Speaker Mike Johnson decided to pump the brakes on the debateโ€”again. Now, don’t…