Category: Technology


  • Unlocking Magic with Sounds: Nintendoโ€™s Newest Update

    Hold onto your Joy-Cons, folks! The Nintendo Today app just leveled up to version 2.0, and itโ€™s bringing a sprinkle of magic with it! Imagine this: youโ€™re at the exclusive Nintendo Live 2025 event in Tokyo, surrounded by fellow gamers and the aroma of freshly popped popcorn. Suddenly, your app springs to life with a…

  • Apple’s Polishing Cloth: The Unexpected Hero of the iPhone 17

    Well, itโ€™s official, folks! Appleโ€™s beloved polishing cloth is, in fact, *iPhone 17-compatible*. Cue the collective sigh of relief from tech enthusiasts everywhere! You could almost hear the echo of panic when consumers realized that their high-end, ultra-refined cloth didnโ€™t support the new iPhones right off the bat. But donโ€™t worry! Apple has swiftly rolled…

  • Google Tables: The Airtable Competitor We Never Knew We Needed

    Well, folks, it looks like Google Tables is packing its bags and closing up shop faster than you can say “workflow optimization.” Thatโ€™s right! Googleโ€™s attempt to take on Airtable will officially be no more after December 16th. You probably didnโ€™t even know it existedโ€”after all, it practically slipped into the tech void unnoticed. Launched…

  • Weathering the Change: Googleโ€™s Weather App Departs Wear OS

    Grab your umbrellas, folks! Google just dumped its built-in Weather app for Wear OS 6 and beyond like last season’s fashion. But donโ€™t fretโ€”this isnโ€™t a complete forecast disaster. According to the tech wizards at Google, the move is all about your beloved watch brands flexing their muscles by offering their own weather apps. So,…

  • RIP Cortex: The Rise of Arm’s Lumex CPUs

    In a move thatโ€™s sure to send ripples through the chip-making pond, Arm has officially said goodbye to its Cortex line of CPU cores, ushering in a new era with the unceremoniously named Lumex family. Think of it as the chip equivalent of your favorite rock band changing its name and releasing a weird concept…

  • Microsoft Copilot’s New Trick: Scripted Audio Mode – No Cape Required!

    Hold onto your headphones, folks! Microsoft is rolling out its new Copilot Audio Expressions feature, and itโ€™s about to turn ‘awkward text reading’ into an Oscar-winning performance. Imagine this: a voice that can read your emails in a vampire toneโ€”perfect for when you want to haunt your coworkers. And just in time for Halloween! Thanks…

  • Samsung Galaxy S26 Pro: A Bigger Screen for All Your Scrolling Needs!

    Hold onto your phone cases, folks! Samsung is rumored to be rolling out the Galaxy S26 Pro, and itโ€™s already tempting us with the promise of a 6.3-inch displayโ€”because who wouldnโ€™t want just a smidge more screen to scroll through their social feeds while ignoring life outside? According to the buzz (or should I say…

  • The iPhone 17: The Unsung Hero of the Lineup

    Picture this: a phone that actually listen to what the masses want instead of just what the tech wizards in Cupertino decide is the next hottest thing. Enter the iPhone 17, a delightful package that comes fully stocked with double the storage, a dazzling 120Hz display, and a selfie camera thatโ€™s been upgraded to make…

  • Fediverse Update: Finally, A Reason to Care About Notifications!

    In todayโ€™s tech playground, where social media platforms battle for your attention like kids at a birthday party fighting over cake, the Fediverse just threw a new slice into the mix. Brace yourselves: if youโ€™ve connected your accounts from fun hubs like Mastodon and Bluesky, youโ€™re about to experience a delightful little upgrade! Say goodbye…

  • iOS 26 Takes Matchy-Matchy to a Whole New Level

    Ever wished your iPhone could be your trendy best friend? Well, with iOS 26, Appleโ€™s taking it up a notch by introducing a feature that color-coordinates your home screen icons to your Apple MagSafe case! Yes, you heard that rightโ€”matching your phone’s aesthetics just got a whole lot easier. Imagine this: youโ€™re strutting around with…