Category: Technology


  • LG Unleashes Sonic Wonderland with 2025 OLEDs and Sound Suite Speakers

    Hold onto your remotes, friends! LG has just cranked up your home theater game with a shiny software update thatโ€™s like giving a caffeinated espresso to your old TV. Now, your 2025 LG OLEDs will harmonize beautifully with their new Sound Suite speakers thanks to the mind-bending tech called Dolby Atmos FlexConnect. Imagine being able…

  • Kalshi’s Bettors: Are They Losing or Just Taking a Realistic Hit?

    So, it seems that Kalshi, the self-proclaimed golden child of prediction markets, received a not-so-flattering report that suggests their bettors are facing more losses than your average gambler at FanDuel or DraftKings. In an unexpected twist of fate, Kalshi called the report ‘extortion.’ Classic move, right? But then they kinda sat there awkwardly and backed…

  • AT&T Teams Up with Amazon to Chase Satellite Internet Stardom

    Hold onto your smartphones, folks! AT&T is strapping itself to a rocket and hitching an ambitious ride with Amazonโ€™s latest toy, the Leo satellite network. Yep, the same Amazon that gets you next-day delivery on everything from books to microwaves is now aiming for the skies. This partnership means AT&T can now beam super-fast broadband…

  • Signal Down: The Messaging Mayhem We Didn’t Order

    So, you woke up thinking you could send a cheeky meme to your bestie on Signal, huh? Surprise! The messaging gods decided it was time for a cosmic joke, and Signal is down. No messages, no memes, just pure, unadulterated frustrationโ€”like discovering your favorite snack is mysteriously missing on a Monday morning. The calamity didnโ€™t…

  • PayPal Gets a New Captain: Former HP Head Takes the Helm

    Hold onto your wallets, folks! PayPal has decided to switch things up by appointing Enrique Lores, the former CEO of HP, as its new leader. Talk about a plot twist worthy of a tech drama series! After spending over six years steering the ship at HP, Lores is stepping into the big shoes left by…

  • Snapchat Says ‘Not Today!’ to Underage Users in Australia

    In a world where teenagers seem to be mastering social media faster than they master algebra (and thatโ€™s saying something), Snapchat has decided to hit the brakes. Theyโ€™ve blocked over 415,000 underage accounts in Australia, because apparently, Snapchat is now an age police force. This move is a response to Australiaโ€™s Social Media Minimum Age…

  • AT&T Snags Lumen: A $5.75 Billion Fiber Feast!

    Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your fiber-optic cables because AT&T just completed its $5.75 billion acquisition of Lumen, snagging *substantially all* of Lumenโ€™s fiber-to-home business. Thatโ€™s not just pocket changeโ€”itโ€™s a serious scoop! This savvy move is set to welcome over 1 million new fiber customers into AT&Tโ€™s ever-growing digital family. Talk about a turbo…

  • Nancy Maceโ€™s Social Media Strategy: A Case Study in Going Viral (for All the Wrong Reasons)

    So, Nancy Mace has taken her social media game to a whole new levelโ€”one where itโ€™s not just about posting cute cat videos or tagging the best brunch spots. Apparently, sheโ€™s so invested in her online presence that sheโ€™s instructed her staff to infiltrate Reddit discussions about the ‘hottest women in Congress.’ Thatโ€™s right, folks.…

  • Moltbook: The Social Network for AI Agents or Just a Playground Gone Wrong?

    Welcome to the wild world of Moltbook, the so-called “social network” for AI agents that has everyone on tech Twitter buzzing! Imagine a place where AI bots gather around a digital water cooler, exchanging jokes and strategy like itโ€™s a Tech-themed sitcom. Well, thatโ€™s what weโ€™re told Moltbook isโ€”until it turns out those bots might…

  • LG Says Bye-Bye to 8K TVs: A Fond Farewell or Just Good Riddance?

    In a shocking twist that has left the tech world buzzing (or maybe just mildly interested), LG has decided to pull the plug on its 8K OLED and LED TVs. Yes, you heard that right! LG Display has officially halted the production of 8K panels, and the last time we checked, LG hadnโ€™t launched a…