So, your smart fridge can tell you when you’re out of milk, and your thermostat manages the temperature like it’s auditioning for a role in “Frozen.” Yet, your dog’s crate still looks like a relic from a bygone era! Enter the CleverK9, the gadget that’s here to rescue dogs from their prehistoric prisons—and drain your wallet in the process.
This isn’t just any crate; it’s got an app for opening doors, allowing you to let your pooch out without even leaving the couch. It even boasts a safety feature that unlocks the door if smoke or CO2 gets too high—because, let’s be real, nothing says “modern pet ownership” like ensuring your furry friend escapes *and* starts a YouTube channel.
Starting at $600 and climbing to a whopping $2,000 depending on size, this crate is more expensive than some people’s smartphones. But hey, at least there’s no monthly subscription to worry about—just upfront existential dread over whether your dog is worth it.
Is the future finally here, or is this just another example of humans losing their grip on okay-ness? Let me know, will you be training your puppy to use its app, or just stick to good old-fashioned love and treats?
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