Ah, the juicy drama of corporate succession! If you’re anything like me, you’re sitting on the edge of your seat wondering who will don the mantle of Apple’s next CEO after the legendary Tim Cook takes his final bow.
According to a shiny profile in The New York Times (which is basically the tech gossip magazine for adults), hardware chief John Ternus is the favorite to step into the shoes of Apple’s head honcho. But don’t get too comfy, folks—Cook isn’t just handing over the keys to the castle without a backup plan. Rumor has it he’s preparing a whole roster of internal contenders, just in case Ternus stumbles while trying to balance the company’s already high expectations.
It’s like a reality show, but instead of roses, we have iPhones and market shares on the line. Will Ternus lead us into a new era of innovation, or will Apple’s next move be more about keeping up with the Joneses than breaking the mold? Whatever happens, one thing is for sure: This saga is just heating up, and we’re all here for the delicious plot twists.
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