Elon Musk and Dogecoin (Doge) have a relationship that rivals any epic romance novel—full of dramatic twists, questionable decisions, and a loyal following convinced that true love can conquer all. Despite Musk’s bravado in claiming he’s shifting gears to focus on more ‘serious’ ventures, rumors suggest that his affection for Doge isn’t quite over yet. Sources are buzzing about increasing Doge-related activities among federal agencies.
Even President Trump weighed in, quipping that Musk is ‘really not leaving.’ One can only assume that Musk’s next career move will involve coming up with new and creative excuses for keeping Doge in the spotlight while attempting to tidy up the mess left behind by his Dogecoin dream team at the United States Institute of Peace.
So, what’s next? Is Musk planning to start a reality show featuring crypto cats or will he leave us hanging like a soap opera cliffhanger? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure—DOGE isn’t going anywhere.
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