Hold onto your remote controls and prepare your popcorn, folks! Rumor has it that Jeff Bezos, the man who probably exploits Amazon delivery drones for personal popcorn fetching, is eyeing a shiny new acquisition: CNBC. According to whispers from the New York Post, he’s dropped hints to his business buddies about potentially buying the cable news network.
Now, before you get too excited—this isn’t a done deal. Sources close to Comcast, the fine folks currently holding the keys to CNBC, say Bezos hasn’t even knocked on their door yet. It’s like planning a party without sending out invites—very Bezos, very chaotic.
So what’s the deal? Is Bezos looking to transform CNBC into a financial news machine fit for the digital age? Or will it just be another quirky mash-up of Prime Video with market updates? Only time will tell!
But hey, this is Jeff Bezos we’re talking about. Whatever he decides, it’s bound to cause quite a stir in the media landscape. Keep your eyes peeled, and maybe subscribe to CNBC’s stock tickers to see how this drama unfolds!
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