Well folks, it appears that Intel’s going through a bit of a rough patch—think of it as their very own corporate version of an existential crisis. The chipmaker, once the titan of silicon dominance, has just reported a whopping $600 million net loss for Q4 2025.
While they raked in $13.7 billion in revenue (which is still a jaw-dropper), that’s down from $14.3 billion the previous year. It’s like showing up to a party with a beautiful cake and finding out you forgot the frosting.
Intel’s CEO, Lip-Bu Tan, insists they’re “working aggressively to grow supply” for their upcoming chips, including the flashy new Panther Lake laptop CPUs. I mean, when it rains, it pours, right?
Stockholders didn’t take kindly to the news either, with shares slipping 6% faster than my motivation on a Monday morning. So, the question is—can Intel bounce back and reclaim its throne, or are we witnessing the slow dance of the death of a tech giant? Let’s hope they figure it out before they end up as a cautionary tale for future CEOs.
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