In what can only be described as a holy rollercoaster of an announcement, former Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger’s startup, Gloo, is gearing up to file for an $873 million IPO. Yes, you read that right.
Now, this isn’t your garden-variety tech company. Gloo has its sights set on tech inspired by faith—because apparently, artificial intelligence needs a side of divine intervention. Gelsinger himself believes that the Roman roads paved the way for Jesus’ grand entrance, and now he’s hoping tech will speed up the return of Christ.
So, the burning question is: Will Gloo’s mission to usher in a new age of Christian AI be easier than Intel’s ambitious chip projects? Or is this just the latest tech miracle we’re all waiting for? Let the debates begin!
In the ever-competitive startup scene, if Gloo doesn’t offer WiFi and holy water in one package, who knows how it will fare once the market opens up? Only time will tell if this faith-infused tech gets the divine thumbs up—or if it’s destined to wander the desert like its biblical counterparts.
What do you think: is merging faith and technology a visionary move or a risky gamble?
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