Category: Technology


  • Netflix Gets a Fancy New Upgrade, But Good Luck If Youโ€™re Stuck in 2024

    Ah, Netflix, that magical land where you can binge-watch entire seasons of a show in two daysโ€”or is it just me? The streaming giant is rolling out HDR10 Plus technology on select Samsung TVs, but hold your popcorn! If youโ€™re rolling with a vintage 2024 Samsung TV, tough luck! Youโ€™ll have to twiddle your thumbs…

  • Trump’s Tariffs: The Price Hike Apple Didn’t Need

    Hold onto your iPhones, folks! The latest round of tariffs about to hit Apple is like a pie in the faceโ€”but a very expensive pie. Thanks to the former presidentโ€™s new policies, tariffs of 34% on imports from China, 26% on stuff from India, and a whopping 46% on goods from Vietnam are going to…

  • Celebrating 50 Years of Xbox: Themes, Wallpapers, and Nostalgia Awaits!

    Mark your calendars, folksโ€”April 4th, 2025, is a red-letter day in the tech world! Microsoft is hitting the big 5-0, and in true gaming fashion, they’re throwing a techno-celebration worthy of the pixels on your screen. Think of it as their birthday party, but instead of cake, there are killer Xbox Dynamic Backgrounds, wallpapers, and…

  • YouTube’s Coachella: Now With 100% More Commentary

    Why just enjoy Coachella on your screen when you can have someone narrating every outfit change and awkward dance move? YouTube is flipping the script on livestreaming with their latest experiment: a โ€˜Watch Withโ€™ feature. Perfect for those who enjoy a side of commentary with their music festival vibes. Starting April 11th, the Coachella streams…

  • Meet the BPM Vision: Your New Best Friend in Blood Pressure Monitoring

    Hey folks, tired of those awkward trips to the doctor just to check your blood pressure? Well, grab a comfy chair, because Withings has just unleashed the BPM Visionโ€”your new at-home blood pressure monitor thatโ€™s so easy to use, even your goldfish could handle it. With FDA clearance hot off the press and available for…

  • Mona Lisa Waves Goodbye to the Nintendo 3DS: An Artful Farewell

    In a cinematic twist worthy of a blockbuster, the Mona Lisa has decided it’s time to pack up her Nintendo 3DS and gracefully exit stage left from the Louvre. Yes, you heard that right! Back in 2012, the iconic museum introduced a shiny fleet of 5,000 3DS consoles, transforming art tours into interactive joyrides complete…

  • Peak Designโ€™s Outdoor Sling: Your New Sidekick for Adventure

    Letโ€™s be realโ€”if you canโ€™t find your drone when you’re trying to take the ultimate selfie at a mountain peak, are you really an influencer? Enter the Peak Design Outdoor Sling, a bag that promises to revolutionize your outdoor escapades. This little wonder can stand on its own, but when paired with Peak Designโ€™s Outdoor…

  • Visa’s $100 Million Magic Trick: The Apple Card Heist

    In a plot twist that could rival any heist movie, Visa is in hot pursuit of the Apple Card, waving around a whopping $100 million like itโ€™s the cash prize in a bizarre game show. Their goal? Dethrone Mastercard as the reigning network for Appleโ€™s digital currency. And as if that werenโ€™t enough drama, American…

  • Death Penalty Drama: DOJ Targets Luigi Mangione

    In a plot twist that rivals even the most thrilling Netflix original series, Attorney General Pam Bondi just dropped a bombshell: the Department of Justice is seeking the death penalty against Luigi Mangione. Why, you ask? This isn’t a case about missed pizza deliveries or unreturned library books; we’re talking serious allegations hereโ€”Mangione’s accused of…

  • Garmin Vivoactive 6: A Stylish Dรฉjร  Vu

    If you thought the Garmin Vivoactive 6 was going to be a revolutionary game-changer, then let me just burst your bubble: itโ€™s basically the Vivoactive 5 wearing a new outfit. For $299, youโ€™re not exactly getting a technological wonderland here. Sure, there are a few added bells and whistles, like some new activity profiles and…