Category: Technology


  • Nothingโ€™s Cooking Yetโ€”But the CMF Phone 2 Pro is Almost Here!

    Hold onto your charging cables, folks! Nothing is about to drop the CMF Phone 2 Pro, the sequel your budget-friendly device dreams ofโ€”think of it as the ‘Godfather Part II’ of smartphones (minus the mafia, of course). Scheduled to make its grand debut on April 28th, this new contender promises some serious upgrades over its…

  • The TikTok Tug-of-War: US Tells Apple to Hit Pause on the Ban

    In a plot twist worthy of a season finale, the U.S. government has told Apple to keep TikTok on the App Store! Attorney General Pam Bondi sent a letter to Apple, urging them to follow President Trump’s latest executive order, which magically extends ByteDance’s deadline to sell TikTok by a whopping 75 more days. That’s…

  • Get Your Screwdrivers Ready: The Unseen Impact of Tariffs on Tech

    Brace yourselves, folks; tariffs are back in style like a pair of neon leg warmers. In a recent media appearance, US Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick dropped a bombshell: President Trumpโ€™s tariffs arenโ€™t just a passing fadโ€”theyโ€™re here to stay, and they come with some unexpected side effects. Imagine an army of *millions* of workers enthusiastically…

  • Elon Musk’s Euro Trip: Zero Tariffs, Maximum Drama

    Imagine this: Elon Musk, the guy who thinks rockets should travel to Mars and electric cars should give other vehicles a complex, is now talking about a “zero-tariff” zone with Europe. You heard that right! Just days after President Trump rolled out tariffs that could make your favorite gadget cost as much as a rare…

  • AT&Tโ€™s Email-to-Text Service: The End of an Era

    AT&T just decided to pull the plug on its email-to-text service, and you might be feeling a twinge of nostalgiaโ€”if your thumbs are itching to text your favorite AT&T user straight from your email. But alas, come June 17th, this quirky little feature will officially say goodbye, leaving a void that may or may not…

  • Microsoft Hits the Big 5-0 with a Nostalgic Surface Surprise

    Hold on to your mouse pads, folks! Microsoft is celebrating its 50th anniversary, and it seems like theyโ€™ve dusted off some vintage vibes for a limited edition Surface Laptop 7 thatโ€™s got more retro flair than a 1970s disco ball. This special release features the classic 1975 Microsoft logoโ€”because who doesn’t want their laptop to…

  • YouTube Takes a Dive into Controversial Waters

    Grab your goggles, folks, because YouTube has just taken a decidedly cringe-worthy plunge into the turbulent waters of anti-LGBTQ rhetoric. You heard that rightโ€”it seems like the platform has decided to play hopscotch with political correctness. In a recent unceremonious edit, the phrase “gender identity” has been scrubbed from YouTubeโ€™s hate speech policy. In a…

  • YouTube Stunt Goes Wrong: YouTuber Arrested for Diet Coke Offering to Isolated Tribe

    In a plot twist that sounds like the script of a bad reality show, a YouTuber named Mykhailo Viktorovych Polyakov decided it was a good idea to try and befriend the notoriously isolated Sentinelese tribe. How did he plan on doing this? By paddling across the Bay of Bengal in an inflatable boat and leaving…

  • Microsoft’s 50th Birthday Bash: A Ruckus with a Purpose

    Picture this: Microsoft, the tech giant that made Excel formulas famous, is throwing a lavish 50th birthday party. Cue the confetti, fancy speeches from the big wigs like Satya Nadella and Bill Gates, and a crowd eager to celebrate. But wait! The party got a serious interruption, not by a fire alarm or a cake…

  • Microsoft Turns 50: Developers, Developers, Developers!

    Hold onto your mouse pads, tech aficionados! Microsoft is officially half a century old, and the nostalgia is palpable. During the anniversary bash, the ghost of Steve Ballmer himself materialized to unleash his iconic ‘developers, developers, developers!’ chantโ€”because apparently, thatโ€™s still what gets techiesโ€™ engines revving. But waitโ€”whatโ€™s a party without some drama? This one…