Category: Technology


  • The EU’s AI Rules: Simpler Than Finding Your Car Keys

    Alright folks, buckle up, because the EU is simplifying its AI rulesโ€”but before you start doing backflips, letโ€™s break this down. Picture this: the EU’s landmark AI Act, which is about as straightforward as assembling IKEA furniture without the manual, is getting a makeover. Instead of throwing a spaghetti code mess at businesses, theyโ€™re now…

  • EU Hits the Snooze Button on Apple and Meta’s Antitrust Fines

    If you ever thought adulting meant making tough decisions, just look at the EU as it dials back on its antitrust fines against Apple and Meta. The Digital Markets Act may have promised some stern penalties, but it seems the geopolitical climate is serving up a side of hesitation. EU antitrust chief Teresa Ribera was…

  • Pixel Watch Notifications: The Delay is Over, Folks!

    Tired of waiting for your Pixel Watch notifications to arrive fashionably late like your friend who never quite gets the hint? Well, rejoice! The April 2025 update is here to save the dayโ€”or at least improve your tech-savvy smartwatch experience. Google’s latest update promises to iron out those pesky delays users faced after the March…

  • MrBeast Takes on Trump Tariffs: Chocolate and Chaos!

    Ah, the sweet smell of chocolate! Or is it just the fumes from the political hot mess weโ€™ve got going on? YouTube sensation MrBeast has weighed in on the new Trump tariffs, and spoiler alert: heโ€™s not popping confetti over it. With the new tariffs on imports hitting like a surprise viral TikTok dance, MrBeast…

  • Googleโ€™s Antitrust Trial: Employees Finally Get to Speak Up

    In a twist straight out of a corporate David vs. Goliath story, Google has finally let its employees speak about the looming antitrust trial. You know, that trial where the tech giant might just have to sell off Chrome, like a yard sale where everything is too expensive but somehow still lacking value? The Alphabet…

  • Samsung’s 2025 Gaming Monitors: Now With Extra Pixels and a Side of 3D

    Hold onto your gaming chairs, folks! Samsung has officially priced its 2025 gaming monitor lineup, and your wallet is about to get a workout. First up, the star of the show: the Odyssey 3D, priced at a cool $1,999.99. It boasts glasses-free 3Dโ€”goodbye awkward specsโ€”and a 165Hz refresh rate. So, if you’ve ever wanted to…

  • Sheinโ€™s Supply Chain Shenanigans: Tariffs and Tangles

    Ah, Sheinโ€”fashionโ€™s fast-paced darling, turning trends quicker than you can say โ€œcart checkout.โ€ But beneath the flashy clothes and lightning-speed shipping, there lurks an issue as tangled as your headphones after a gym session: supply chain uncertainties. Thanks to a lovely little thing called tariffs (thanks a lot, Trump), Sheinโ€™s reliance on Chinese manufacturing is…

  • Samsung Earnings Surge: Panic Buttons and Price Tags

    Hold onto your phones, folksโ€”Samsung just dropped earnings that made Wall Street do a double take. While the stock market collectively gasped at the thought of tariffs, Samsung showed the world it can still thrive amid chaos, reporting a mere 0.2% dip in operating profit for Q1. So what caused this eyebrow-raising performance? Turns out,…

  • Apple’s ‘Designed in California, Assembled in India’ Life Savers: Tariff Shenanigans

    In a plot twist fit for a tech soap opera, Apple is playing dodgeball with Trump-era tariffs as it looks to shift some of its iPhone production from the land of the Great Wall to the land of curryโ€”India! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ› With tariffs on goods from China reaching stratospheric heights (26% to be exact), Apple has…

  • Pixel Watches: Your New Scam Call Bodyguard

    Google is taking your phone etiquette to the next level with an exciting feature thatโ€™ll make everyone in your life jealousโ€”Pixel Watches will now alert you to scam calls! That’s right, you can finally tell your in-laws that *someone else* is guarding your attention. Hereโ€™s the scoop: If you’re sporting a Pixel Watch 2 or…