Category: Technology


  • Teenage Engineering Goes All Black: New Audio Gear Unleashed!

    Hold onto your headphones, folks! Teenage Engineering, the darlings of the audio world, are rolling out a sleek new lineup that’s darker than your favorite ’90s grunge playlist. Starting June 10th, 2025, you can snag the $1,499 TP-7 audio recorder, the $1,199 TX-6 compact mixer, and the $1,199 CM-15 studio microphoneโ€”now all dressed in stunning…

  • OpenAI Snags Instacart CEO: Is This the Ultimate Power Move?

    In a shocking twist that feels a lot like a plot from *Succession*, OpenAI has just pulled off a major coup by recruiting Fidji Simo, the CEO of Instacart, to steer their app operations. Yes, you heard that right! While some may be munching on a snack or two (thanks, Instacart), the real action is…

  • Microsoft’s Surface Prices Just Took a Hiking Trip

    Oh, great! Microsoft has decided to play a little game of price tag hide-and-seek with their Surface devices. Theyโ€™ve officially dropped the $999 options for the Surface Pro 11 and Surface Laptop 7, leaving us staring at a starting price of $1,199. Letโ€™s be realโ€”who doesnโ€™t love when a tech company quietly raises prices while…

  • Metaโ€™s CMO Takes the Stand: A Lesson in Analytics or Just a Soap Opera?

    Grab your popcorn, folks! Meta’s Chief Marketing Officer, Alex Schultz, known for his analytics savvy, just took the witness stand and itโ€™s not just courtroom drama; itโ€™s the Super Bowl of social media rivalries! Schultz clarified that heโ€™s not just any VP of analyticsโ€”heโ€™s *the* VP of analytics. You know, the one whoโ€™s essentially the…

  • Trump’s AI Chip Tango: Are We Dancing Towards Chaos?

    Ah, politics and technologyโ€”the perfect recipe for a brain freeze! It seems Donald Trump is planning to scrub Biden’s shiny new restrictions on AI chip exports before they even have a chance to take a breath. Just when you thought it was safe to return to the digital waters! The Biden administration rolled out the…

  • Instagram’s Adam Mosseri Takes the Stand: Whatโ€™s the Drama?

    Buckle up, folks, because Instagram’s chief, Adam Mosseri, is about to strut into the courtroom tomorrow like heโ€™s walking a runway at Fashion Week. This isnโ€™t just another day at the officeโ€”this is where tech, law, and a sprinkle of social media chaos collide. As the FTC continues its never-ending saga against Meta over Instagram…

  • AI Takes Its Talents to the FDA: A Match Made in Drug Heaven?

    Imagine if Tony Stark created an AI to help approve your medsโ€”pretty wild, right? Well, this isnโ€™t quite Iron Man status, but the FDA is taking a serious coffee break with OpenAI to discuss a little something theyโ€™re calling cderGPT. Sounds fancy, doesnโ€™t it? In the latest buzz, FDA Commissioner Marty Makary dreamt up a…

  • CBP Says Goodbye to Signal’s Cheeky Clone After a Data Breach Party Crash

    Well, folks, it just got a little messier over at Customs and Border Protection (CBP). After a little mishap involving a hacker and a Signal clone named TeleMessage, they realized that maybe, just maybe, security isnโ€™t something to skimp onโ€”even for government agencies. In case you havenโ€™t been keeping up with the latest drama, a…

  • Is the Nintendo Switch 2 Packing a Secret Weapon?

    Ladies and gentlemen, gamers of all ages, gather โ€˜round! The whispers of a Nintendo Switch 2 are growing louder, and it seems we might just be getting a sneak peek into its CPUโ€”cue the dramatic music! YouTuber Geekerwan stumbled upon what can only be described as a leftover piece of tech historyโ€”the Switch 2 motherboard…

  • Wahoo Fitness Hits You with a Sweet $50 Tariff Surprise!

    Ah, the joys of tariffs! Nothing brings a smile to an American’s face quite like the prospect of shelling out extra cash, right? Wahoo Fitness is out here slapping a $50 surcharge on their new $199.99 TRACKR Radar device, but only if you live in the good olโ€™ U.S. of A. IKEA and Sonos might…