Category: Technology


  • Apple’s Vision Pro: Still Trying to Find Its Groove

    Guess what? Appleโ€™s Vision Pro is still like that friend who canโ€™t decide what to order at a restaurantโ€”lots of buzz but no clear direction! According to the latest intel from Mark Gurmanโ€™s Power On newsletter, Apple is playing it cool by working on two follow-ups to their shiny new toy. One of these brave…

  • Europe Ditches Starlink: Muskโ€™s Satellites Have Competition

    In a plot twist that feels like a sci-fi movie, Europe is shaking off the chains of Starlink. You know, the satellite service run by everyoneโ€™s favorite Twitter-loving billionaire, Elon Musk. Why? Because relying on an American service can feel like playing a game of Jenga, and Europe doesn’t wanna be the one to pull…

  • Metaโ€™s $45 Billion Virtual Reality Fiasco: A Comedy of Errors

    Grab your popcorn, folks! Meta is putting on a real show, and itโ€™s not the blockbuster we were hoping for. Instead, itโ€™s an epic saga of mismanagement that has cost the company a staggering $45 billionโ€”all in the name of the metaverse. That’s right, a budget ballooning faster than a kid’s birthday party! ๐ŸŽˆ Now,…

  • ByteDance Joins the Eyewear Revolution with AI Glasses

    Hold onto your lenses, folks! ByteDance, the brains behind TikTok, is getting ready to throw its hat into the smart glasses ring with an AI twist. Imagine strutting down the street, broadcasting your life in 4K while looking totally chicโ€”just like they did in that futuristic movie you loved (you know the one). According to…

  • OK Go Turns a Train Station into Robot Paradise with Mirrors

    In a world where music videos are often just artists waving their arms in front of a green screen, OK Go has taken it up several notches (and then some) by deploying 29 robots and over 60 mirrors in their latest dazzling spectacle. Talk about a Robo-renaissance! The band just dropped their fifth studio album,…

  • Bluesky vs. Adobe: The Creative Community Takes a Stand

    In a digital world where creativity should flourish, you’d think Adobe was the beloved rockstar of graphic design. Spoiler alert: itโ€™s not. When Bluesky accounts for Adobe and Photoshop made a splash on the platform, they might as well have walked into a mosh pit of angry fans. The creative community took to their keyboards,…

  • Apple Park’s Rainbow Arches Are Backโ€”And Itโ€™s About Time!

    Guess who’s back, back again? Yes, the colorful arches at Apple Park are making a triumphant return, and no, it’s not just a fever dream brought on by too much screen time. After vanishing earlier this yearโ€”like your motivation on a Monday morningโ€”these vibrant structures have reappeared just in time to give us a bit…

  • iPhone 17 Pro: Is That a Camera Bar or a Structural Beaming Support?

    Whatโ€™s that, you ask? A selfie stick? No, my friends, itโ€™s the massive camera bar thatโ€™s taking the world by stormโ€”or at least taking Apple fans by surprise. If the rumors about the iPhone 17 Pro design are true, Apple might just be making โ€˜barโ€™ the new buzzword in tech. Letโ€™s be real: when your…

  • Logitech Pulls a Surprise Move: Fiscal Year 2026 Outlook Gone Like a Thief in the Night

    In a plot twist that would make even the best soap opera writers proud, Logitech has officially withdrawn its fiscal year 2026 outlook, citing the ever-mysterious โ€˜tariff environmentโ€™ as the culprit. Sounds like something out of a dystopian tech novel, doesnโ€™t it? According to a bold press release, the company is citing ongoing uncertainty as…

  • When AI Turns Into Human Error: The Case of the Faking CEO

    Hold onto your keyboards, folks! Weโ€™ve entered a new realm of corporate shenanigans: a Tech CEO just got hit with charges for faking AI with human labor. Sounds like something straight out of a tech-themed Netflix series, right? Meet Albert Sangier, the mastermind behind a service called Nate that promised to let customers ‘skip the…