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  • Samsung Says ‘Sayonara’ to the S26 Edge: The Phone That Couldn’t

    Samsung Says ‘Sayonara’ to the S26 Edge: The Phone That Couldn’t

    Samsung is pulling a reverse Michael Scott and *actually* cancelling the S26 Edge. According to whispers from the tech grapevine (also known as Korean site Newspim and fan-favorite SamMobile), the phone that promised to be the sleekest slice of smartphone heaven is getting benched due to a sales flop that’s more tragic than a rom-com…

  • The Timeless Art of Copying Apple: A Branding Masterclass

    The Timeless Art of Copying Apple: A Branding Masterclass

    Let’s be real: Amazon just slapped a fancy ‘Plus’ on its Fire TV Stick 4K like a kid who’s learned to use a sticker machine—adorable but misguided. If originality were a currency, these guys would be poor as a church mouse! In a world full of tech titans, it seems like every branding move echoes…

  • Nintendo’s Hack: What’s the Mario Spin on This?

    Nintendo’s Hack: What’s the Mario Spin on This?

    Oh boy, Nintendo just got a surprise guest at its digital doorstep: the notorious hacking collective known as the Crimson Collective. Think of them as the Koopa Troopas of the cyber world—hovering around, trying to crash the party. But before you grab your pitchforks and torches, Nintendo seems about as worried as Mario is about…

  • Apple’s AI Search Chief Takes a Meta Approach

    Apple’s AI Search Chief Takes a Meta Approach

    Well, folks, in the latest episode of ‘As the Tech World Turns,’ we’ve got a plot twist: Apple’s just-promoted AI search captain, Ke Yang, is hopping ship to Meta. That’s right, he’s leaving behind the golden orchard of Apple to join forces with the social media juggernaut. Can you say plot twist? Yang was supposed…

  • YouTube’s Back in the Game: Streams Restored, but What About That Video Player?

    YouTube’s Back in the Game: Streams Restored, but What About That Video Player?

    After a brief existential crisis that had streamers worldwide clutching their remotes, YouTube, YouTube TV, and YouTube Music have returned from the depths of digital darkness. Yes, it was an outage, but let’s be real: what else did you expect from a platform that feels like it’s perpetually teetering on the edge of crashing? Reports…

  • Meet Haiku 4.5: The Pocket-Sized AI Powerhouse

    Meet Haiku 4.5: The Pocket-Sized AI Powerhouse

    Forget the days when AI had more baggage than your high school drama club. Anthropic just dropped a shiny new model named Haiku 4.5, and it’s as nimble as a cat on a hot tin roof. This model claims to code just as well as its bigger brother, Claude Sonnet 4, but hold onto your…

  • Apple’s Polishing Cloth: A Gleaming M5 Update!

    Apple’s Polishing Cloth: A Gleaming M5 Update!

    If you thought Apple products couldn’t get any shinier, think again! The tech giant just announced that its beloved polishing cloth is officially M5-ready. Yes, you heard that right—this little piece of fabric is getting an upgrade to match the new M5 chip in Apple’s latest MacBook Pro and iPad Pro models. After a nail-biting…

  • VSCO Gives iOS Users a Slice of AI Magic

    VSCO Gives iOS Users a Slice of AI Magic

    Hold onto your high-res selfies, folks! VSCO just cranked up the photo editing game with their shiny new AI Lab feature for iOS users. It’s like having a mini-Wizard of Oz right in your pocket—but instead of a smoky curtain, you’ve got sweet editing tools at your fingertips. Ever wanted to banish that photobomber from…

  • Microsoft’s Windows Tease: Is Clippy Making a Comeback?

    Microsoft’s Windows Tease: Is Clippy Making a Comeback?

    Hold onto your keyboards, folks! Microsoft is about to drop some news on us that’s bigger than your old 56k modem trying to load a site with a video. With Windows 10 marking its end of life like it’s the last dance at prom, the official Windows account has teased a *mystery reveal* for this…

  • You Can’t Just Steal a Sandwich, Can You?

    You Can’t Just Steal a Sandwich, Can You?

    In a world where creativity is king, you would think twice before muscling in on someone else’s culinary creation. But enter Smucker’s, the proud maker of Uncrustables, who’s raising their voice (and maybe a fork) against Trader Joe’s for allegedly copying their beloved crustless sandwiches. Now, Trader Joe’s loves to keep it fresh, whipping up…