Category: Technology


  • The Bigger Battery Mystery of the Pixel Watch 4

    Gather โ€˜round, tech aficionados! The Pixel Watch 4 is about to strut onto the scene like a peacock wearing a battery pack. But before you gawk at its new, slightly thicker physique, letโ€™s clear up a tiny misunderstanding: itโ€™s not going super-sized in the battery capacity department. No, Google isnโ€™t exactly tossing in a nuclear…

  • OnePlus 13 Gets a Brainy Makeover: AI Upgrade Unleashed!

    Guess what just got a little smarter? The OnePlus 13, my friends! In a stunning twist of fate, itโ€™s now rolling out an AI upgrade called Plus Mind, because who wouldnโ€™t want a little more robot in their pocket? This clever update is here to help you whip up calendar events faster than you can…

  • Walt Disney: Resurrected and Ready for Theme Park Shenanigans!

    Forget cryogenics; Disney has unearthed Walt Disney from the Disney Vault of Imaginationโ€”sans the freezing chamber! The grand unveiling of “Walt Disney โ€“ A Magical Lifeโ€ at Disneyland is like watching your favorite rock band reunite after a 50-year hiatus, except this reunion comes with a shiny audio-animatronic twist. Let’s be real: the movements of…

  • Nvidiaโ€™s AI Chips: Back in Business with China!

    Hold onto your GPUs, folks! Nvidia just got the green light to sell its H20 chips to China again, and yes, weโ€™re all wondering if that means weโ€™ll finally get to order takeout without our internet buffering every five seconds. The U.S. government has assured Nvidia that licenses for their H20 GPU will be granted,…

  • Nvidia’s Cyberpunk GPUs: A Love Story with Futuristic Flair

    Cyberpunk 2077 isnโ€™t just a game; itโ€™s a well-crafted love letter to tech enthusiasts, and Nvidia has been swooning over it since 2020! Fresh off the assembly line is their latest crush: the special edition RTX 5090, decked out in all things Cyberpunk. Theyโ€™re not just hosting a summer event; theyโ€™re playing Cupid with this…

  • Microsoft’s โ€˜Describe Imageโ€™ Feature: Your New AI Assistant for Visuals

    Imagine you’re staring at a complex chart on your screen, and instead of squinting and deciphering it like a code from The Da Vinci Code, you could just have an AI whisper (or, you know, display) a neatly formatted description of what you’re looking at. Well, folks, that dream is becoming a reality with Microsoft’s…

  • Metaโ€™s Power Play: Introducing Giga-Compute Clusters

    In a bold move that would make even Tony Stark raise an eyebrow, Mark Zuckerberg revealed that Meta is cooking up several multi-gigawatt compute clusters. Thatโ€™s rightโ€”clusters so powerful they could probably power an entire city of teenage gamers. The first of these tech juggernauts is called Prometheus, slated to go live in 2026. And…

  • Maybe Xbox Should Hit Pause on AI Shenanigans

    Okay, folks, letโ€™s talk about Xbox and AIโ€”because apparently, someone needs to hit pause on this wild ride. Earlier this month, an Xbox Game Studios producer suggested that the folks laid off from Microsoft should turn to AI if theyโ€™re feeling overwhelmed. Really? I mean, Iโ€™m all for using technology to cope, but maybe not…

  • Tech Companies: Are They Turning a Blind Eye to AI Misuse?

    Ever feel like tech companies are like your friend who promises to help you move but mysteriously disappears when itโ€™s time to lift the heavy boxes? Thatโ€™s the vibe with major players like Amazon and Google as they continue to support AI tools that, well, *aren’t* exactly winning any ‘Good Neighbor’ awards. According to a…

  • LGโ€™s StanbyME 2 Touchscreen: The Portable TV You Never Knew You Needed

    Hold onto your remotes, folks! LGโ€™s StanbyME 2 touchscreen is almost ready to make its grand debut, and itโ€™s hotter than a jalapeรฑo in July. Announced back at CES, this funky portable TV is rolling out to stores like the tech superstar it isโ€”so brace yourselves for a viewing experience that dares to be different.…