Category: Technology


  • The $899 Keyboard That Wants to Pamper Your Macrodataness

    Have you ever thought your keyboard was missing a bit of sci-fi glam? Well, brace yourselves, tech enthusiasts! The Atomic Keyboard has arrived with its MDR Dasher keyboard, and itโ€™s just waiting to empty your wallet for the โ€˜low, low priceโ€™ of $899. Now, if that price makes you cringe, don’t panicโ€”early adopters can snag…

  • Tecno Teases Samsungโ€™s Trifold: A Sneak Peek into Futuristic Foldables!

    Hold onto your folding phones, folks! Tecno has just lifted the curtain on the Phantom Ultimate G Fold, promising us a tantalizing glimpse of what a trifold smartphone could look like. Spoiler alert: it’s slicker than a greased weasel on roller skates, folding inward on both sides like it’s trying to impress a very picky…

  • Substackโ€™s Bold Move: Reinventing the Wheel, One Note at a Time

    Substack is at it again, folks! Imagine a world where newsletters are not just for Sunday brunch updates, but also for micro-blogging and the occasional TikTok danceโ€”well, that’s exactly what Substack is trying to create. Just when you thought they couldnโ€™t get any more ambitious, theyโ€™re now trying to pivot towards *advertising* and social networking.…

  • Jack Dorsey Calls Elon Musk’s Twitter Buy a Total Trainwreck

    When Jack Dorseyโ€”the man himself who co-founded Twitterโ€”says the purchase of the platform by Elon Musk was a “disaster,” you can’t help but grab some popcorn. Itโ€™s like watching a blockbuster movie where the plot twists just keep coming, and this time, reality isn’t holding back. In a recent episode of the podcast with Rabble…

  • Salt Typhoon: Hacking the National Guard Like Itโ€™s No Big Deal

    In a plot twist that even the most seasoned spy novelist wouldnโ€™t write, Salt Typhoonโ€”a notorious hacking group with alleged ties to Chinaโ€”has successfully compromised a U.S. stateโ€™s Army National Guard network for MONTHS! Yes, you heard that right. Over nine months, this digital dastardly squad turned state secrets into their personal playground. A Department…

  • Crypto Crime in 2025: Bigger Than Your Ex’s Lies

    Hold onto your digital wallets, folks! Crypto crime in 2025 is already raking in more dough than a pizza buffet on a Friday night. According to the blockchain analytics wizards at Chainalysis, more than $2.17 billion has vanished from crypto services this yearโ€”yeah, you read that right. Most of that loot comes straight from a…

  • Threads: The New Social Hotspot for Boomers

    Hold onto your phones, folks! Threads is making a play for the older crowdโ€”and yes, that includes your favorite uncles and that one aunt who still uses Facebook like it’s 2010. Meta, with all its tech-savvy wizardry, seems to be rolling out a feature that lets you sign up for Threads using your Facebook account.…

  • This Filmmaker is Absolutely Pirating Piracy

    In an audacious twist that would make Jack Sparrow proud, filmmaker Freddie Wong has decided to fight the war against piracy with piracy! Yes, you heard that right. On the very same day his film โ€˜Weโ€™re All Gonna Dieโ€™ was released for digital download, Wong took the radical step of uploading it to torrent networks,…

  • Samsung Chairman: The Comeback Kid Strikes Again!

    In yet another plot twist that could fuel a South Korean telenovela, Lee Jae-yong, Samsung’s executive chairman and part-time survivor of courtroom dramas, has once again emerged victorious from the legal trenches. The Supreme Court of Korea waved its magic gavel and acquitted him of stock manipulation charges that would make even the smartest financial…

  • Beeper Just Got a Glow-Up: What You Need to Know

    Beeper is stepping up its game, and if you werenโ€™t aware, nowโ€™s the time to pay attention. The messaging app that’s about to become the coolest kid in school is winding down Beeper Cloud and opting for a more personal touch by connecting directly to various messaging networks. Why? Because who doesnโ€™t love a good…