Category: Technology


  • Introducing the Smurface Laptop: Where Tech Meets Blue!

    Ladies and gentlemen, grab your tiny blue hats and get ready for some serious tech fun! Microsoft has just launched the โ€˜Smurface Editionโ€™ of their Surface Laptop 7, and yes, itโ€™s as adorable as it sounds. This delightful twist on the tech titanโ€™s classic device is celebrating the upcoming Smurfs movieโ€”talk about a match made…

  • Mark Zuckerbergโ€™s Vision: Personal Superintelligence on Steroids!

    Step aside, Tony Starkโ€”Mark Zuckerberg is here with his very own superhero AI! This week, the man who rebranded Facebook as Meta (because apparently, โ€˜Facebookโ€™ wasnโ€™t ambitious enough) rolled out a dazzling blog post about his ambitious plans for an AGI (thatโ€™s Artificial General Intelligence, folks) thatโ€™s essentially a digital buddy with more smarts than…

  • Amazon’s Pricey AI Love Affair with the NYT

    Grab your popcorn, folks! Amazon just struck a deal with the New York Times thatโ€™ll cost them a cool $20 to $25 million a year. Thatโ€™s right; while youโ€™ve been contemplating your next avocado toast purchase, Amazonโ€™s busy using NYT content to train its AI models. Just imagine Alexa reading you the news with all…

  • The Blue Jeans Ad That Sparked a Discourse Inferno

    Alright, folks, gather โ€˜round! You know those awkward moments when an ad gets way more attention than it deserves? Well, Sydney Sweeney just gifted us one of those with her latest American Eagle campaign. Picture this: the internet collectively clutching its pearls over whether this denim dream is actually a subtle eugenics dog whistle. Seriously,…

  • Google Takes its AI Medicine While EU Plays Doctor

    Look out, world! Google is hopping on the EU’s AI bandwagon faster than a cat chases a laser pointer. After a little coaxing, theyโ€™ve joined OpenAI by signing the EUโ€™s voluntary AI code of practice. But hold your applause, because not everyone is dancing in the streets. Meta, that quirky relative in the tech family,…

  • Googleโ€™s Encryption Drama: The UK Says No, But Whoโ€™s Listening?

    In a plot twist that could rival a season finale of your favorite crime drama, Google announced that the UK government never issued a demand for a backdoor to encryption access. Thatโ€™s right, folksโ€”no encrypted secrets to spill here! According to a spokesperson, Google stood up and declared, “Not today, UK!” And while Apple scrambles…

  • Is the iPhone 17 Pro the New Champ of Citrus Colors?

    Hold onto your chargers, because the iPhone 17 Pro is coming in hotโ€”*and* a daring orange! Leaker Sonny Dickson has teased us with photos of Appleโ€™s latest lineup, which also includes a sassy bright orange for both the Pro and Pro Max models. Letโ€™s just say this isnโ€™t your grandmaโ€™s burnt orange. Picture this: black,…

  • DJI’s Robovac: The High-Flying Clean Machine That Might Just Vacuum Your Worries Away

    Hold on to your remotes, folksโ€”DJI, the company known for cameras and drones that make you look like youโ€™re living in a sci-fi movie, is venturing into the world of dirt-defying devices! Yep, you heard that right. Their first robot vacuum, the DJI Romo, is set to drop on August 6th, and it promises to…

  • Metaโ€™s AI Job Interview: The Future of Hiring or Just a Glorified Game of Robot Pictionary?

    In a twist that feels ripped straight from a sci-fi flick, Meta is putting the pedal to the metal and testing out AI-enabled job interviews. Thatโ€™s right, folks; soon, your coding interview may include a virtual assistant thatโ€™s more helpful than the last three team members you had to work with. According to a report…

  • Lighting Up Life: Goveeโ€™s Colorful Outdoor Revolution

    Picture this: youโ€™re trying to set the mood for your backyard soirรฉe, and the only thing glowing is your neighbor’s questionable garden gnome. Enter Govee and its new Outdoor UpDown Wall Light thatโ€™s about to save your social life! This isnโ€™t just any smart light; it’s the industryโ€™s first to shine independently adjustable colors in…