Category: Technology


  • Windows Paint Gets a Makeover: Enter the Restyle Feature!

    Hold onto your stylus, folks! Microsoft is revving up Windows Paint with a brand new feature thatโ€™s going to have artists everywhere rejoicing (or rolling their eyes, depending on how you feel about updates). Introducing the Restyle feature, which lets you flip the script on your images and transform their artistic flair like a fashion…

  • The Spider Router Is Here to Save Our WiFi Souls

    If you were holding your breath for some ultra-futuristic router to come out of the shadows like a superhero in spandex, then breathe easy! The Asus ROG Rapture GT-BE19000AI has landedโ€”and itโ€™s ready to make your home internet experience feel like being handed VIP tickets to the tech concert of the century. Retailing for a…

  • Billboard Hot 100: Rebranding Hits Like Never Before

    Attention music lovers and chart-watchers! The Billboard Hot 100 is getting a makeover and itโ€™s about to separate the chart-toppers from the chart-floppers faster than a DJ can hit the play button. Thanks to a shiny new rule, older tracks are getting the boot quicker if they drop below a certain popularity threshold. Imagine your…

  • UK Regulators Turn Up the Heat on iOS and Android

    Hold onto your smartphones, folks! The UKโ€™s Competition and Markets Authority (CMA) just rolled out the red tape for Apple and Google, declaring their mobile platforms are a big dealโ€”like, โ€˜strategically importantโ€™ kind of big. After doing some detective work for ten long months, the CMA has concluded that these tech giants have โ€œsubstantial, entrenched…

  • Appleโ€™s Foldable Future Just Got a Little More… Flexible?

    So, it turns out that Appleโ€™s ambitious foldable 18-inch iPad will not be gracing our coffee tables until 2029. Yes, you heard that rightโ€”2099 is making a comeback for this fancy piece of tech. According to the ever-reliable Mark Gurman from Bloomberg, this oversized slablet is stuck in development limbo, wrestling with what can only…

  • Meet Amazon’s New Besties: Robots Taking Over Your Warehouse Shift

    Hold onto your delivery boxes, folks! If you thought Amazon was just about speedy shipping and endless Prime subscriptions, think again. Itโ€™s also the proud parent of *Sparrow*, *Cardinal*, and *Proteus*โ€”the trio of robots that are systematically elbowing human workers out of Amazon’s warehouses. Yes, you heard it right! While your favorite delivery service is…

  • Stuck in Zoom Limbo: The Endless Meeting Nightmare

    Ah, the endless meeting: where productivity goes to die and your coffee remains untouched. If you’ve ever been trapped in a meeting that feels longer than a John Wick movie, then you can relate to the latest Slack chaos. Thanks to a recent major AWS outage, Slack users found themselves in a curious predicamentโ€”thinking they…

  • LGโ€™s New Micro LED TV: A Spec-tacular Dream for the Rich

    So, LG has decided to bless us common folk with news about their latest behemoth: a jaw-dropping 136-inch Micro LED TV. Yes, you read that rightโ€”136 inches of pure visual glory! If you thought your living room could handle it, think again. Set to launch in South Korea on October 21, the Magnit Active Micro…

  • Pebbleโ€™s Comeback: The Underdog of Smartwatches Returns

    Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s Pebble, swaggering back into the spotlight like a washed-up rock star on a reunion tour. And guess what? They’re not just strolling onto the stage for a dramatic reveal; the Pebble app is officially back in both the App Store and Google Play! After a mysterious hiatus, this cool wearable…

  • Marc Benioff’s Change of Heart: Or How to Avoid Military Ops in Silicon Valley

    So, it turns out that the Salesforce CEO, Marc Benioff, has done a classic about-face worthy of an Olympic gold medal. Just last week, he casually suggested that maybe sending in the National Guard to patrol the techie streets of San Francisco was a good idea. You know, because nothing sends a real tech-savvy message…