Category: Technology


  • Metaโ€™s Celebrity Facial Recognition: The Unstoppable Impostor Hunter

    You thought you could hide from the digital age, didnโ€™t you? Well, think again! Meta is back with a vengeance, rolling out its expanded facial recognition technology to tackle the wild world of impersonators. Just last October, they introduced facial scans to thwart ads that scam users with fake celebrity endorsements. Now, itโ€™s taking the…

  • Eric Schmidt Wants Us to Trade Our Lives for Workโ€”Great Idea, Right?

    So, former Google CEO Eric Schmidt dropped a bombshell suggesting that Americans need to make work/life “tradeoffs” to keep up with China. That’s rich coming from a guy who’s ready to retire to a private island with a piรฑa colada. In case you missed it, Schmidt isn’t calling for a few extra hours of Netflix…

  • Tim Cook’s Workers’ Rights Scare: The NLRB Decides to Drop the Charges

    In a twist that even Hollywood couldn’t script, the National Labor Relations Board has decided to drop charges against Apple’s CEO Tim Cook, who was, at least allegedly, playing a villain in the saga of workers’ rights. Imagine a scenario where the head honcho of the tech titan was accused of strapping a pesky digital…

  • Snapchat Takes a Page Out of the Cable Company’s Playbook

    Well, hold on to your Snap Spectacles, folks! Snapchat just announced that itโ€™s going to start charging users to store those precious Memories. Yes, your favorite ephemeral platform is now ready to scoop up even more of your doughโ€”if youโ€™ve gone a bit overboard with those snaps of your dinner. For those of you clinging…

  • Android’s New Blur Toggle: Finally, Clarity in the Chaos!

    Hold onto your smartphones, folks! Android’s spicing things up with a new blur toggle. Yes, you heard me right! No more guessing whether youโ€™re looking at an app or some abstract expressionist art installation. Google’s shiny new Material 3 Expressive aesthetic has been causing quite the stir, but letโ€™s admit itโ€”the blurs can render your…

  • Amazon’s $2.5 Billion ‘Oops’ Moment: No Wrongdoing Here, Folks!

    Amazon is all set to fork over a staggering $2.5 billion to settle a lawsuit with the FTC regarding its oh-so-transparent handling of Prime subscriptions and cancellations. But hold the phone! They claim theyโ€™re as innocent as a puppy caught with chewed-up slippers, stating that they have *always* followed the law. So, letโ€™s break this…

  • Pixel Buds Pro 2: Now with Adaptive Audio โ€“ Your Ears Just Got Smarter!

    In a world where earbuds are often just fancy paperweights, the Pixel Buds Pro 2 have entered the chat with a shiny new trick: Adaptive Audio. Thanks to a recent firmware update (version 4.467 for those keeping score), these little gems are now capable of adjusting their Active Noise Cancellation (ANC) *on the fly*. Itโ€™s…

  • Get Ready to Preorder Xbox Ally: Pricing and Excitement are Coming Today!

    In a world where gaming handhelds have become the cool kids on the block, Microsoft is strutting its stuff with the upcoming Xbox Ally. Set your clocks because October 16 marks the day when this nifty gadget will hit the shelvesโ€”but wait! The real juicy details about pricing and preorders are just around the corner.…

  • Gemma Chan Joins the Spy Game: A New Era for Bond!

    Okay, folks, grab your martinisโ€”shaken, not stirredโ€”because thereโ€™s some exciting news for all you Bond aficionados! Gemma Chan, the delightful star of *Eternals* and *Crazy Rich Asians*, is strapping on her spy gear to star in the upcoming James Bond game, *007 First Light*. But wait, thereโ€™s a twist. Chan isnโ€™t playing any old character.…

  • Hitting Men with Bruce Lee: The Ultimate Agent 47 Crossover

    In a gaming world where crossovers are more frequent than your buddy trying to tell a dad joke, Hitman is teaming up with none other than Bruce Leeโ€”yes, *that* Bruce Lee. Forget teaming up with sidekicks; Agent 47’s latest mission has him siding with the martial arts legend himself, Agent Lee. The mission, known as…