Category: Technology


  • Samsung’s Wallet Takes a Hit: $445.5 Million for Playing with Patents

    Hold onto your smartphones, folks! A Texas jury just slapped Samsung with a whopping $445.5 million fine for infringing on Collision Communication’s patents concerning that oh-so-essential tech we can’t live withoutโ€”4G, 5G, and Wi-Fi. Yes, that’s right. While we were busy binge-watching the latest series, Samsung was apparently too busy playing fast and loose with…

  • Elgatoโ€™s Embrace: The Herman Miller Chair for the Slightly Less Affluent Gamer

    If you thought ergonomic gaming chairs were only for the eliteโ€”think again! Elgato has decided to make comfort accessible with their new gaming chair, *Embrace*, which looks like the long-lost cousin of the majestic Herman Miller Embody. For a mere $499.99, you can snag a chair that boasts features worthy of your wildest gaming dreams.…

  • Metaโ€™s Bold New Move: Racing to Build the Metaverse with AI

    Imagine a world where developing ideas is as quick as deciding what to binge-watch next on Netflix. Well, Meta’s Vishal Shah, their VP of Metaverse Wizardry, has some spicy news: he wants developers to harness the power of AI to crank out metaverse products five times faster! ๐Ÿš€ You heard it right! No more transforming…

  • Pope Leo XIV Calls Out Clickbait: Can You Believe It?

    In a move that could send shockwaves through the digital world, Pope Leo XIV has officially condemned clickbait journalism as a ‘degrading practice.’ Yup, you heard that right! No more ‘You Wonโ€™t Believe What Happened Next’ headlines in his world! During a private meeting with the media, the pontiff expressed his concerns about our attention-grabbing,…

  • Ringโ€™s Halloween Costumes: Tricks or Treats for the Surveillance State?

    When it comes to bringing a little levity to the world of home security, Ring has hit the sweet spot by introducing security camera costumes just in time for Halloween. That’s right! For only $200, you can grab a 4K Outdoor Cam Pro outfitted with a spooky costumeโ€”or, if youโ€™re feeling crafty, 3D print your…

  • Pixel Watch 4: The Most Repairable Smartwatch? You Bet!

    You know that feeling when your favorite tech gadget breaks and all you can do is stare at it like it just betrayed you? Well, hold onto your chargers, folks, because the Pixel Watch 4 has just been crowned the most repairable smartwatch out there! Thatโ€™s right, iFixit tossed this beauty under the knife and…

  • The Metaverse: Not Dead Yetโ€”Just Taking a Nap

    Reports of the Metaverseโ€™s death have been vastly overstatedโ€”much like my attempts to finish a 10-page report before bedtime. Ah, remember when Mark Zuckerberg was convinced that we were all destined to live in a digital utopia like some sort of tech-savvy Hunger Games? Well, hellooo?! The Metaverse hasnโ€™t kicked the bucket yetโ€”Metaโ€™s still throwing…

  • The $2 Million Bug: A Wealthy Flea in Apple’s Security Bed

    Hold onto your wallets! Apple has just upped the ante in the bug bounty game by offering a jaw-dropping $2 million reward for white-hat hackers who can expose some serious vulnerabilities. Imagine trying to catch a flea with cashโ€”now *thatโ€™s* some next-level pest control! This bounty isn’t just about finding a glitch in iOS; it’s…

  • From Parliament to Power: The Prime Minister to Big Tech Pipeline

    Hold onto your hats, folks! It looks like the political world is starting to realize that the best way to keep their careers afloat is to cozy up to Big Tech. The latest player in this game? None other than ex-UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, whoโ€™s now strutting his stuff as a senior adviser at…

  • The Google Search Saga: A Royal Flush in the UK Market

    Drumroll, please! Google Search has just been officially crowned with the title of having “entrenched market power” in the UK. I mean, if you were expecting anything less from the tech giant with more search queries than you have hot dinners, then snap out of it! After nine long months of deliberation, the Competition and…