Category: Technology


  • Appleโ€™s New iPhones: The Foldable Future or Just a Soggy Exaggeration?

    Apple is apparently cooking up a fall menu that might only serve a foldable iPhone and the iPhone 18 Proโ€”who knows, maybe paired with a delightful side of disappointment? According to whispers from Nikkei Asia, the standard iPhone 18 isnโ€™t slated to make its appearance until spring 2027, which gives us plenty of time to…

  • Nvidia’s GeForce Now Beta for Linux: A Game-Changer or Just Another Beta Test?

    Hold onto your keyboards, folks! Nvidia has just dropped a beta like itโ€™s hotโ€”GeForce Now is now strutting its stuff on Linux! Yes, you heard it right. The native GeForce Now app for Linux is finally here, just in time for all you hardcore gamers who have been complaining about relying on browser tweaks and…

  • Peacock Gains Subscribers While Streaming Losses Soar

    In a plot twist that could rival any streaming series, Peacock has added a whopping 3 million subscribersโ€”but wait for itโ€”losses have also surged. Thatโ€™s right, folks; as streaming platforms compete for our love (and dollars), Peacock, Comcastโ€™s feathery streaming service, reported a rise to 44 million subscribers, while losses ballooned to $552 million in…

  • Amazon Game Studios: Another Reorganization Drama?

    In a plot twist that would make even the most seasoned gamers raise an eyebrow, the head of Amazon Game Studios is packing up and leaving. Yep, you heard that rightโ€”no loot boxes or epic quests, just a simple exit stage left. This news comes hot on the heels of Amazon deciding to swap its…

  • Banana Preferences: Instacart’s Juicy New Feature

    So, here we are in 2026, and Instacart has decided that you are too sophisticated to just settle for “that bunch of yellow fruits over there.” Enter the aptly named “Preference Picker”โ€”where you can dictate the theological status of your bananas. Not ripe? Almost ripe? Ripe? You got it! It’s like ordering a drink at…

  • Googleโ€™s AI Search Dilemma: Can Publishers Say Goodbye to AI?

    Ever wanted to hit the snooze button on your Google Search results and just opt out of the whole AI circus? Well, hold onto your search bars because Google is mulling over just that! In the UK, it seems our search overlord is considering letting publishers opt-out of AI features in Search. Yes, you heard…

  • Oops! Microsoftโ€™s Latest Windows 11 Update Might Leave You in the Dark

    Ever hit the snooze button one too many times and found yourself late for work? Well, Microsoft just pulled a similar stunt with their latest Windows 11 update, leaving many users booting their PCs only to find a blank screen staring back at them. According to the tech giants (or should I say *giant blunders*?),…

  • Amazon’s Palm Reading Tech: A Cautionary Tale of Retail Fumbles

    Amazon has decided to close the proverbial palm on its palm-reading tech, Amazon One. That’s right, folks! The futuristic method to scan your hand for entry at select retail locations is waving goodbye after concluding its run at Amazon Go and Fresh stores by June 3rd. In a move reminiscent of a magician that fumbled…

  • Zuckerberg: The Ultimate NIMBY in Tech

    In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix series, Mark Zuckerberg is pouring millions into an ad campaign trying to convince us that data centers arenโ€™t the boogeyman weโ€™ve been led to believe. Imagine this: Meta wants you to chill out and embrace the idea of having big ol’ data centers popping up in your…

  • PS5 Gets Read Receipts: The Perils of Gaming Communication!

    Hold onto your controllers, folks! The PS5 is about to spice up your gaming chats with the rollout of read receipts. Yes, thatโ€™s rightโ€”the days of your buddies thinking you ignored their genius wolf-hunting strategy are officially over. Sonyโ€™s latest update, which dropped on January 28, 2026, means you can now show off your impeccable…