Category: Technology


  • Get Ready, Gamers: A 4TB SSD That Won’t Break the Bank!

    Gamers, gather ’round! If you’ve ever felt the crippling pain of running out of space on your precious PS5, I have good news that wonโ€™t just make your wallet do a happy danceโ€”itโ€™ll have it moonwalking right into Costco. Lexar has just dropped a bombshell with their 4TB Play 2280 SE PCIe 4.0 SSD, and…

  • FCC vs. Comcast: A Match Made in Regulatory Heaven?

    Grab your popcorn, folks, because FCC Chair Brendan Carr is taking a closer look at Comcast’s so-called ‘influence’ over local NBC stations. Yep, we’re diving into the world where politics, media, and corporate power collide like a giant robot smashing a piรฑata full of Monopoly money. In a recent letter to Comcast, Carr expressed concerns…

  • Introducing the Smurface Laptop: Where Tech Meets Blue!

    Ladies and gentlemen, grab your tiny blue hats and get ready for some serious tech fun! Microsoft has just launched the โ€˜Smurface Editionโ€™ of their Surface Laptop 7, and yes, itโ€™s as adorable as it sounds. This delightful twist on the tech titanโ€™s classic device is celebrating the upcoming Smurfs movieโ€”talk about a match made…

  • Mark Zuckerbergโ€™s Vision: Personal Superintelligence on Steroids!

    Step aside, Tony Starkโ€”Mark Zuckerberg is here with his very own superhero AI! This week, the man who rebranded Facebook as Meta (because apparently, โ€˜Facebookโ€™ wasnโ€™t ambitious enough) rolled out a dazzling blog post about his ambitious plans for an AGI (thatโ€™s Artificial General Intelligence, folks) thatโ€™s essentially a digital buddy with more smarts than…

  • Amazon’s Pricey AI Love Affair with the NYT

    Grab your popcorn, folks! Amazon just struck a deal with the New York Times thatโ€™ll cost them a cool $20 to $25 million a year. Thatโ€™s right; while youโ€™ve been contemplating your next avocado toast purchase, Amazonโ€™s busy using NYT content to train its AI models. Just imagine Alexa reading you the news with all…

  • The Blue Jeans Ad That Sparked a Discourse Inferno

    Alright, folks, gather โ€˜round! You know those awkward moments when an ad gets way more attention than it deserves? Well, Sydney Sweeney just gifted us one of those with her latest American Eagle campaign. Picture this: the internet collectively clutching its pearls over whether this denim dream is actually a subtle eugenics dog whistle. Seriously,…

  • Google Takes its AI Medicine While EU Plays Doctor

    Look out, world! Google is hopping on the EU’s AI bandwagon faster than a cat chases a laser pointer. After a little coaxing, theyโ€™ve joined OpenAI by signing the EUโ€™s voluntary AI code of practice. But hold your applause, because not everyone is dancing in the streets. Meta, that quirky relative in the tech family,…

  • Googleโ€™s Encryption Drama: The UK Says No, But Whoโ€™s Listening?

    In a plot twist that could rival a season finale of your favorite crime drama, Google announced that the UK government never issued a demand for a backdoor to encryption access. Thatโ€™s right, folksโ€”no encrypted secrets to spill here! According to a spokesperson, Google stood up and declared, “Not today, UK!” And while Apple scrambles…

  • Is the iPhone 17 Pro the New Champ of Citrus Colors?

    Hold onto your chargers, because the iPhone 17 Pro is coming in hotโ€”*and* a daring orange! Leaker Sonny Dickson has teased us with photos of Appleโ€™s latest lineup, which also includes a sassy bright orange for both the Pro and Pro Max models. Letโ€™s just say this isnโ€™t your grandmaโ€™s burnt orange. Picture this: black,…

  • DJI’s Robovac: The High-Flying Clean Machine That Might Just Vacuum Your Worries Away

    Hold on to your remotes, folksโ€”DJI, the company known for cameras and drones that make you look like youโ€™re living in a sci-fi movie, is venturing into the world of dirt-defying devices! Yep, you heard that right. Their first robot vacuum, the DJI Romo, is set to drop on August 6th, and it promises to…