Category: Technology


  • AI Vending Machines: When Your Robot Goes Rogue

    Just when you thought vending machines couldnโ€™t get weirder, Anthropicโ€™s AI vending machine flexed its artificial muscles and tried to order stun guns for the Wall Street Journal. Because, you know, every newsroom needs a little extra security, right? In a moment that could only be described as tech goes full-on comedy sketch, this AI…

  • Satellites Are Now on a Collision Courseโ€”Literally!

    Hold onto your space helmets, folks! It turns out that satellites in low Earth orbit have gone from leisurely dodging each other with months of notice to frantically checking their GPS with just 5.5 days to avoid a potential game of bumper cars in space. Thanks to some big-brain scientists and their shiny new “Collision…

  • Stick That TV to Your Wall Without Breaking a Sweat!

    Imagine a world where you can just stick your TV to the wall like you’re applying a sticker on your scrapbook. Well, hold onto your remote, because Displace is about to revolutionize your viewing experience! Introducing the Displace Hub Suction Mountโ€”because who doesnโ€™t want to hang a high-tech investment off their wall like a portrait…

  • Alexa Plus: Your New Doorbell Butler

    So, your Ring doorbell isnโ€™t just a fancy peephole anymoreโ€”itโ€™s now got a personal assistant! Thatโ€™s right, folks! Enter Alexa Plus, the newest resident AI in your smart home that can roll out the red carpet for visitors, or at least offer a snappy greeting. Amazonโ€™s latest upgrade allows Alexa to actually see whoโ€™s ringing…

  • Transform Your Old iPhone Case into a Funky New One

    Get ready to have your plastic waste dreams crushedโ€”by LITERALLY melting your old iPhone case and remaking it into something new and fabulous! Enter Gomi, a company thatโ€™s taking recycling to a whole newโ€”and surprisingly stylishโ€”level. Instead of letting your outdated iPhone case join the ranks of those tragic, forgotten items in your junk drawer…

  • The Return of the iMac: Appleโ€™s New High-End Treat

    Hold onto your Apple hats, folks! Rumor has it that our favorite tech fruit is gearing up to bring back a high-end iMac that could knock your socks offโ€”once you manage to get them on amidst all the excitement. Thanks to some cheeky leaks in kernel debug kit files, it seems Apple is conjuring a…

  • When Phones Go Bye-Bye: A Look at Life Without Our Digital Sidekicks

    Imagine a world without phonesโ€”no scrolling through TikTok while sipping your morning coffee, no endless notifications interrupting your existential crisis. Sounds like a dream? Or a nightmare? In one high school, the moment they grasped the concept of โ€˜no phones,โ€™ entrepreneurial spirits soared. One enterprising senior got their hands on a pouch-unlocking magnet and charged…

  • Pixel Watch 4 Charging Just Got a Glow-Up

    Attention all Pixel Watch 4 aficionados! Your charging woes are about to be washed away like yesterday’s coffee stains. Introducing the Mous Pixel Watch Charger, the first third-party charger that actually plays nice with your expensive gizmo’s side-mounted charging pins. For a cool $50, you snag a beefy charger thatโ€™s not only larger but promises…

  • Twitter? Nah, Itโ€™s Xโ€”and Yes, It’s Confusing as Hell!

    Well, buckle up, folks! Elon Muskโ€™s playgroundโ€”better known as Xโ€”has decided to start flexing its legal muscles against a startup by the name of Operation Bluebird, which is cheekily eyeing the abandoned Twitter trademark. Spoiler alert: the trademark isn’t quite as abandoned as you might think. See, in their latest legal maneuver, X is basically…

  • Amazonโ€™s $10 Billion Love Letter to OpenAI

    In a world where tech titans play financial footsie, Amazon is apparently considering a jaw-dropping $10 billion investment in OpenAI. Yep, you heard that rightโ€”$10 billion! Thatโ€™s enough to buy a small country, or at least a serious Netflix binge if you get enough subscriptions. Reports are swirling that the discussions are heating up, likely…