Category: Technology


  • Alphabet Heads to the Data Center Dance Floor with a $4.75 Billion Acquisition

    Hold onto your WiFi connection, folks! Alphabet, the parent company of Google, is pulling the trigger on a hefty $4.75 billion acquisition of data center company Intersect. Thatโ€™s right; they’re not just firing up the computer to browse the internetโ€”theyโ€™re buying a whole *data center*! Why, you ask? Well, according to their press release, this…

  • ASUS Teams Up with GoPro: The Laptop for the Adventurous Soul

    In a world where most laptops are as exciting as watching paint dry, ASUS is opening the door to adventure with its new ProArt GoPro edition. Forget the standard ctrl-alt-delete drama; this beauty comes with a dedicated GoPro button! Picture this: you’re about to dive off a cliff into the wild blue yonder. Instead of…

  • MegaLag Unleashes the Truth About Honey’s Devious Deals

    Hot off the digital presses, MegaLag is back with round two of his exposรฉ on the infamous Honey extension. And let me tell you, if you thought the first round was a whirlwind of drama, buckle up, buttercupโ€”this sequel takes the cake. In part one, we were shocked (but sadly not surprised) by the revelation…

  • Alexa, Upgrade? A Dive into the Next-Gen Voice Assistant

    So, youโ€™ve got an old Echo just chilling on your shelf, likely judging you for that questionable pizza you ordered at 2 AM. But wait! Amazon announces its next-gen voice assistant, and you get a dazzling option to say, โ€œAlexa, upgrade!โ€โ€”and just like that, your once-dreary speaker transforms into the tech equivalent of Beyoncรฉ on…

  • RAM Prices Hit Rock Bottomโ€”Prebuilt PCs are Now RAM-Free!

    RAM prices have become the stuff of nightmares. Seriously, if RAM were a character in a horror movie, weโ€™d all be hiding under our blankets right now. Enter Paradox Customs, the latest genius in the PC building arena. Their solution? Selling prebuilt PCs without any RAM at all. Yes, you heard that rightโ€”*none*. Itโ€™s like…

  • The White House and YouTube: A Livestream Surprise

    In an unexpected turn of events that may have even perplexed the reality TV-loving folks at the White House, a YouTube livestream featuring the one and only @RealMattMoney mysteriously appeared on their official site. Was it a glitch in the matrix, or did someone hit ‘go live’ a bit too enthusiastically? A White House official,…

  • Metaโ€™s Threads: The App We Didnโ€™t Ask For?

    Ah, the sweet scent of morning coffee, the chirp of birds, and the delightful *ping* of a new notification from Metaโ€™s Threads โ€“ or not. It seems a few of you are as thrilled about the idea of making Threads your go-to morning ritual as you are about chewing on tin foil. Meta wants you…

  • TikTok: The Rise of the Chinese Super App (Whether We Like It or Not)

    Imagine TikTok strutting onto the global stage with its sparkling new cape, proclaiming, “I am now a super app!” It sounds a bit like a superhero origin story, but is it the next great leap or just another tech fad in the making? In a recent episode of Semafor’s Mixed Signals podcast, Instagram’s head honcho,…

  • YouTube Plays Whack-a-Mole With AI Movie Trailer Scammers

    Picture this: two shady YouTube channels, Screen Culture and KH Studio, were cranking out fake movie trailers like they were on a caffeine-fueled bender. But just like a bad sequel, the gig is up! YouTube has finally put an end to their cinematic shenanigans. The channels were notorious for blending real movie footage with AI-generated…

  • Meta’s New AI: Meet Mango, the Fruity Innovator

    Imagine a world where AI can whip up images and videos as easily as you can peel a bananaโ€”well, folks, hold onto your hats because that day might be closer than you think! Enter Mango, Meta’s latest creation aiming to revolutionize how we experience visual content in the digital age. According to a recent scoop…