Category: Technology


  • Amazon’s Project Kuiper: Starlink’s Slower, Less Shiny Twin

    So, imagine you’re racing your buddy in a high-tech go-kart, but instead of zooming ahead, your friend’s kart only manages to putt along at a snail’s pace. That, my friends, is Amazon’s Project Kuiper going up against SpaceX’s Starlink. Reportedly, Project Kuiper needs to launch a whopping 1,600 internet satellites by next summer to keep…

  • How to Pull Off Your Own Apple Store: A Thrilling Guide

    Ever wanted to experience the sleek, minimalist aesthetics of an Apple Store without the anxiety of being pounced on by a Genius Bar consultant? Well, thanks to Netflix’s *iHostage*, you can! In this thriller, filmmakers opted for a creative workaround: they created a replica of Appleโ€™s flagship Amsterdam store on a soundstage! Now, I’m not…

  • Cutting Through the Noise: The Brutalist Beauty of the Cleaver Keyboard

    If you thought beauty couldnโ€™t be brutal, meet the Cleaverโ€”a keyboard so starkly magnificent it might just make your other tech gear feel self-conscious. Forget flimsy plastic; the Cleaver is machined from a single block of aluminum, exuding a weight and presence that screams, “Sorry, I canโ€™t hear you over how solid I am!” This…

  • Linktree Unleashes Monetization Toolsโ€”Creators, Get Your Wallets Ready!

    Hold onto your wallets, folks! Linktree is rolling out new monetization features that are about to shake things up for creators everywhere. Gone are the days of simply showcasing your latest TikTok dance; now, you can sell courses and digital products directly from your Linktree page, and itโ€™s not just a exclusive club anymoreโ€”the good…

  • AMD’s AI Showcase at Computex 2025: What to Expect

    Hold onto your RGB lighting, folks! AMD is about to drop some serious AI knowledge at Computex 2025, and trust me, you won’t want to miss it. On May 21st at 11 AM local time (that’s May 20th at 11 PM EST for you night owls), AMD’s own Jack Huynh will be taking the stage…

  • E Ink Gaming Handhelds: The Future of Fun or Just a Fad?

    Picture this: a gaming handheld that looks like it stepped out of an e-book reader, complete with an E Ink display. Enter Figment, the brainchild of developer Pedro Porras Luraschi, and letโ€™s just say itโ€™s the quirky cousin of your beloved Nintendo Switch. This 7.5-inch wonder isnโ€™t just for playing games; it’s designed for crafting…

  • The Pebble Charger: A Blast from the Past, but Make It USB-C

    Ah, the Pebble watchโ€”it felt like having a tiny superhero on your wrist back in the day. And now, just when you thought the smartwatch saga had ended, itโ€™s back with a twist: a shiny new Core 2 Duo smartwatch that comes with a charger designed by Nomad. Forget old-school charging cables that feel more…

  • Grokโ€™s Got Vision: The Future of Chatbots in Your Pocket

    Grok just took a giant leap forward! Imagine an AI that can *see* what you’re looking atโ€”yes, that’s right. This isnโ€™t a sci-fi thriller; itโ€™s Grok, the xAI chatbot, and currently, itโ€™s putting on a show only for iOS users. Whatโ€™s next? A personal assistant who can pick out your wardrobe? Well, maybe not yet.…

  • Muskโ€™s Robo-Revolution Hits a Bump: Thanks, China!

    Elon Musk dreams of a world filled with humanoid robots zipping around like extras in a sci-fi movie. But hold your horsesโ€”China has put the brakes on this robotic extravaganza by curbing exports of rare earth minerals. Why does it matter? Well, the shiny Tesla Optimus bots rely on some funky magnets made from these…

  • Intelโ€™s CEO Has a โ€˜Layoffโ€™ Party Scheduledโ€”BYO Sadness

    Rumor has it that Intelโ€™s new CEO, Lip-Bu Tan, is ready to take the company on a slim-down journey, announcing a plan to chop off a staggering 20% of its workforce. Thatโ€™s like slicing off your own arm and hoping youโ€™ll still have enough left for a high-five at the company picnic. After already shedding…