Category: Technology


  • Googleโ€™s Pixel 10: The Beachside Sneak Peek

    Hold onto your hats, tech lovers! The Pixel 10 has leaked again, and this time it wasnโ€™t even hiding behind a bush. No, it was out there, soaking up some sun on a Vancouver beach, busy posing for its close-up like the Kardashian of smartphones. While Google is still playing the silent game, various *whistleblowers*โ€”I…

  • Adam Conover: From Comedy to Crypto Cautionary Tale

    Remember that time Adam Conover, the guy behind “Adam Ruins Everything,” decided it was a brilliant idea to become a crypto shill for Sam Altman’s World? Yeah, he took a hard pass on being a crypto evangelist and dubbed his promotional stint “one of the dumbest things I have ever done.” Because who doesnโ€™t love…

  • AI Meets Amazon: Coders Race Against the Bot Clock

    Alright, folks, hold onto your keyboardsโ€”Amazon’s engineers are reporting that their jobs now feel like a variant of extreme sports where deadlines are the obstacles, and AI is the referee that never lets you cheat. According to a recent report, these software wizards are facing higher output goals while the number of team members is…

  • Bitcoin Passwords Aren’t Worth This: Kidnapping Shocker!

    Imagine a world where refusing to give up your Bitcoin password could lead to a truly terrifying experienceโ€”like, *horror movie-level* terrifying. Well, hold onto your digital wallets because that’s exactly what happened to one unfortunate crypto investor. Meet John Woeltz, a 37-year-old crypto enthusiast who alleged thought that a little intimidation might just get him…

  • What Happens When You Collide a Lidar Scanner with Your iPhone?

    Ever wonder what itโ€™s like to film a Lidar scanner? Spoiler alert: itโ€™s not quite as fun as trying to take a selfie in front of the Grand Canyon. In a recent adventure that *definitely* shouldโ€™ve been seen to be believed (but also maybe not), a Volvo EX90 put the iPhone 16 Pro Max to…

  • Trump’s Tariff Tango: Samsung Takes the Heat

    Buckle up, folks! President Trump is throwing tariffs around like confetti at a New Year’s party, and this time, Samsung has found itself caught in the mix. During a recent White House briefing, Trump declared that his proposed 25% tax on Apple would also extend to Samsung and other phone manufacturers. Because, apparently, fairness means…

  • Honeyโ€™s Sweet Decline: Why Users Are Saying Goodbye

    Folks, gather around because weโ€™re diving into the sticky situation that is Honey, the coupon-hunting extension you once adoredโ€”before it became the most controversial app this side of the digital sun. Six months post-exposรฉ, and letโ€™s just say Honey is having a rougher time than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Once…

  • The AI Showdown at Politico: A Legal Smorgasbord!

    Hold on to your press passes, folks! At Politico, the battle over AI-generated content is brewing like a double shot of espresso: hot, messy, and bound to keep you awake at night. Unionized workers are accusing management of breaking contracts by using AI to churn out live blog content that, letโ€™s be honest, would probably…

  • Trump’s 50% Tariff Proposal: Is This Trade or Just a Tantrum?

    In a move that has everyone from economists to casual Twitter users shaking their heads, former President Trump has suggested slapping a staggering 50% tariff on goods from the European Union. That’s rightโ€”50%! It’s like saying, “I don’t just want your milkshake; I want half of your milkshake to punish you for existing!” This high-stakes…

  • Google’s Character.AI Deal: The Antitrust Drama Unfolds

    Hold onto your keyboards, folks! Google is once again in the hot seat as reports surface of an antitrust investigation concerning its deal with Character.AI. It seems the Justice Department suspects Google might have played a little footsie with regulatory rules to keep things squeaky cleanโ€”well, at least on the surface. According to Bloomberg, this…