Amazon is all set to fork over a staggering $2.5 billion to settle a lawsuit with the FTC regarding its oh-so-transparent handling of Prime subscriptions and cancellations. But hold the phone! They claim they’re as innocent as a puppy caught with chewed-up slippers, stating that they have *always* followed the law.
So, let’s break this down. It’s like saying, “I didn’t steal the cookie from the jar, but here, have a whole cookie factory as compensation.” In other words, if a company offers a payout that high but insists they’ve done nothing wrong, one can’t help but wonder what yarn they’re spinning.
As we sit back and munch popcorn, pondering if Amazon will ever admit to any wrongdoing (spoiler: they probably won’t), we’re left asking the burning question: when it comes to corporate accountability, does money really talk louder than sincerity?
Pop quiz: how much is your integrity worth?
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