Dexter Langford
Dexter Langford

So, it turns out that even tech titans have their breaking points. Sam Altman, OpenAI’s CEO and master of the AI universe, has thrown in the towel on his long-awaited Tesla Roadster. Yup, you heard that right!

After what must feel like an infinity loop of anticipation (7.5 years, to be exact), Altman attempted to cancel his order only to be met with an email bounce-back. Imagine waiting this long for a car only to discover your communication was ghosted—ouch!

One can only wonder if this decision is part of a grander scheme to poke the bear that is Elon Musk. Whatever the reason, Altman has made it crystal clear: he’s had enough.

So why does this matter? It’s a reminder that in the fast-paced tech world, even the best-laid plans can derail. Here’s hoping Altman finds a ride that’s as speedy as his AI ambitions—but maybe not from Tesla. At least he won’t have to suffer through the existential dread of range anxiety.

Now, what do you think? Is it time for a new kind of electric vehicle that actually arrives on time? Or is the Roadster saga just another plot twist in the ever-entertaining world of tech?


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