Just when you thought political proposals couldn’t get any more electrifying (pun intended), RFK Jr. has dropped a draft of the MAHA plan that’s buzzing with a study on electromagnetic radiation. Yes, that’s right! The heat is on to identify the ‘gaps in knowledge’ on the very radiation emitted by your favorite 5G towers and Wi-Fi routers—the kind that fuels conspiracy theories and makes your old-school flip phone feel nostalgic.
The essence of this study is part of a greater effort to ‘make our children healthy again’—a mission that feels as tough as trying to explain TikTok to your parents. RFK Jr. isn’t just spitting out slogans; he’s diving headfirst into the world of science like a toddler into a bouncy castle.
But here’s the kicker: we’ve taken a trip down the rabbit hole of Wi-Fi and 5G conspiracies before, and it often leads to a tangled mess of misinformation instead of a nice cup of clarity. So is this just more political theater, or could there be something genuinely concerning about electromagnetic radiation lurking in the background?
Let’s talk about it: are we really in danger, or is this just another attempt to stir the pot (or should I say the microwave)?
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